Swanfess

#Swanfess11876 Jack Murphy's seems to be dying and I can't help but feel bad for it :(. I guess I'm just old, where even is the new night out meta? Anyone else feel sad? -E

#Swanfess11875 Plz can we start parking like normal people on ryddings terrace/road. amount of times I’ve not been able to park anywhere because some idiot is parked between 2 spaces.

#Swanfess11874 Uhhhhh what level of doomed are you once you start thinking "I need to fuck you" every time you see your best friend uhhh asking for a friend

#Swanfess11873 To the guy in the ground floor room on gwydr crescent masturbating at 9pm on a Saturday. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CURTAINS.

#Swanfess11872 who actually gaf about swansea come dancing or whatever it's called. unless they're trying to partner lecturers/staff/the chancellor (strictly's celeb equivalent) to some poor dancesoc first year (strictly's "professional dancer" equivalent) i don't see the point. it just seems like a circlejerk of egos and drinks for people in sports socs that gets rammed down everyone else's throats.

#Swanfess11871 To CD can you stop telling me to chop it fresh while I’m giving you head

#Swanfess11870 HD is RIDDLED stay safe girls xoxo

#Swanfess11869 To the girls begging for ciggies in sin cue, get a life I feel sorry for the girl with you she looked traumatised

#Swanfess11868 E.C cheer - I think you shat urself in sin Que on Thursday, saw poo trailing down ur leg is that why ur bf picked you up

#Swanfess11867 KM I saw you pissing in the sin queue