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#Girthfessions984 #Girthfessions981 If you can’t handle someone taking your things out the washer/dryer, set a timer and YOU arrive five minutes before

#Girthfessions983 Heard TH and AD making a bet on who sharks first. Not on boys

#Girthfessions982 Freshers taking over large study just to fuck about. Go schlub you freaks

#Girthfessions981 Okay laundry etiquette (discuss): 1 - if you are doing laundry, set a timer and come collect it as soon as it's done! No one wants to touch your wet Calvin Kleins. 2 - if you are waiting to use a machine, and you see one that's full but finished, WAIT FIVE MINUTES. You're an angel if you wait more than 10, but you're being diabolical if you take it out in less than 5. You have no clue if it's just finished. Life happens: sometimes the timers overestimate, sometimes the person is on their way, sometimes they've been hit with explosive diarrhoea, whatever. Wait five minutes. If you don't have that long, come back another time. It's common courtesy. Some of us have cloths we need to be "sterile" for wound care or food, and some of us don't want a stranger handling our underwear! 3. Using multiple machines at once is fine. Doing this at peak hours is diabolical. By all means, separate your denim from your cotton from your labcoats. But do it when at least one machine is free! We are living in a community. Time to start acting like it so we can all have a better experience xxxx

#Girthfessions980 To the person who is ripping absolute ass in the Middle Woodlands toilets, we know who you are. You have to stop this and get your gut checked.

#Girthfessions979 IJ is the biggest shark in Girton(but it’s fine cus he has a motorbike)#schlubscout

#Girthfessions978 AB - “wherever the freshers are, WE HAVE TO BE THERE” 🦈🪝

#Girthfessions977 Anyone heard of noise pollution lately? Been real quiet these days… SP and RL

#Girthfessions976 The saga continues: Either some research fellow has accidentally reawakened Edgar Alan Poe's spirit to haunt me specifically, or someone is building a DIY bed frame at 1am made of materials that sound like knuckles rapping, rapping at my chamber door. To the thumper of Swirles: I WILL FIND YOU

#Girthfessions975 chat, is it really sharking if the fresher flirted first?