Swanfess

#Swanfess12239 Sack the DJ in Sin!! Shit mate anyone can press play on a Spotify playlist!!

#Swanfess12238 ES you’re a fucking freak pushing that poor cheer girl around in bambu . Not the first time we’ve seen you put hands on her hope she’s okay . Prick

#Swanfess12237 LM we all know what you did in sin…

#Swanfess12236 RL hate to break it to you but your mrs is cheating on you, was texting my housemate begging for him to see her and making him promise he wouldn’t tell you

#Swanfess12235 who am i voting for for the elections. i want to have my answer prepared before i'm flytackled by an aspiring education officer at 9am when i'm late for my lecture and not released until i show them proof i've wanked over them on the su nominee page

#Swanfess12234 To whoever stank out the girls bambu toilets last night (04/03) you stank…think you need to get your bowels checked…desperately xoxo

#Swanfess12233 80 Bryn road stop setting off your STUPID fire alarm

#Swanfess12232 Hockey you can’t complain about buses when you’re necking each other at the back of the bus xoxox

#Swanfess12231 Anyone after a good shag, SG is not the person to go to. Shit shag

#Swanfess12230 Day 1 of not going near a rugby boy until they’re back in super bucs xx #surfclosingwednesdays