New Fort Sask Confessions
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OFFICIAL RESPONSE
From: Lead Coordinator/Planny, Planning Committee (Plannies)
It has come to my attention that a recent social media post has egregiously misrepresented the Plannies and their superior strategic vision. The suggestion that hot dogs, Thermoses, and leftover broth are trivial is laughably ignorant; only those incapable of understanding true operational logistics would think so. Mockery of our anthem, torch ceremonies, Molson rebranding, or our esteemed “Plannies” designation is utterly unacceptable and reveals a profound inability to grasp genius when confronted with it. References to plandemic planning or international representation are not matters for jest, but opportunities to observe unparalleled foresight. As the principal architect of these initiatives, I assure the public that the Plan is flawless, comprehensive, and beyond the comprehension of any outsider. Satire, parody, or pedestrian humor cannot diminish the brilliance, moral rectitude, or global-level intellect embodied by the Plannies. Those who doubt this should first consult their own capacity for comprehension before commenting.
Sovereignly yours,
[Redacted Name]
Coordinator/Planner/Planny, Planning Committee
Submitted: February 12, 2026 12:40:42 AM GMT