JCU Love Letters 2.0

#5960 Who’s the buff canadian asian that I saw at the dent building? You took my breath away. You’ve been on my mind ever since. I hope both sides of your pillow are cold at night. Take care.

#5959 To the second year dent boy who wore a red suit to dent ball, From the moment I saw your dreamy blue eyes I knew you were the one for me. I can’t wait to brush my fingers through your luscious blonde hair. I’m so shy that you’ve probably never noticed me before. But I noticed you. I daydream about you. I hope one day I can ride passenger seat in your BMW. I’ll see you in my dreams. - Yours forever

#5958 To the brown guy at saints with the mullet and the moustache I love how you have a curly mullet it is an instant turn on and how you drink so much at unibar always like a bad boy and always throw up I love how degenerate you are really gets me going. I know you get all the ladies at saints maybe you just give me a chance just this one time (PS YOUR SECRET ADMIRER)

#5957 i am hopelessly in love with my wife. thank you

#5956 To the Girl in the Pink Lehenga, I don’t know your name yet, but I know the moment you walked into the ASHA Ball, the room shifted. It wasn’t just the sparkle of your pink lehenga or the way it caught the light it was the way you carried yourself, like the night had been waiting for you to arrive. You were with a friend in a blue-green suit, laughing, radiant, and completely unaware of how effortlessly you stole my attention. I couldn’t help but smile every time you did like your joy was contagious, and I was lucky enough to catch it from across the room. There’s something beautiful about admiring someone from a distance. You don’t know their voice yet, or the way they laugh when something’s really funny—but your presence said enough. It said grace. It said warmth. It said something I couldn’t quite put into words until now. If I could, I’d go back to that night just to walk up and say hello. Maybe even ask for a dance. But since I didn’t, consider this letter my way of taking that first step now. Wherever you are, I hope you read this and smile. Because that’s all I wanted to do when I saw you—make you smile. With love, The guy who’s been thinking about the girl in the pink lehenga ever since that night

#5957 To the brown haired first year Ed boy from GR. I’m HUNGYYYYYY for your biceps. Please come stay at my college this weekend. From one of your many bludgers admirers x

#5956 To the 3rd year dent Asian who recently got a perm, The biggest glow up award goes to you. Every day you just get hotter and hotter. I hope one day you notice your biggest fan.

#5955 To the First Year Vets Genuinely, how the fuck did some of you get lepto?!? like crypto we get, every vet student has experienced that hell but lepto... your gonna make the biosecurity lecturer have a heart attack. sincerly, all the other vet students that listen to your vet ball speech

#5954 Napoleon Napoleon let down your hair from your balls

#5953 Freakiest hentai recommendations for gooning with the boys