UNE Love Letters

#UNELoveLetter21297 To Mary White guy in block 6 with staff only on his door Where do I hand in my resume? Submitted: October 12, 2025 3:56:02 PM AEDT

#UNELoveLetter21296 My dearest April, I see you, day after day, hunched over your computer Making kingdoms from the most simple cubes, The places you create I know I want to explore. I wanna build with you, I wanna know you more, But there is a flaw. I am always playing Roblox, You are always playing Minecraft. How will we ever get this together? Playing different game franchises, the other one despises. I was always playing Roblox, You were always playing Minecraft. Wish I could join you but I'm scared of the nether, Maybe you could hold my hand through it all? April, please, ignore that other guy, we are destined to be together. Our love, star-crossed, kept apart by our blockish games. With much love, your roblox romantic Submitted: October 5, 2025 1:25:13 AM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21295 To Kelsey, I have fallen in love with you just looking at a photo of you, I looked into your eyes and saw my future. Submitted: October 5, 2025 1:04:33 AM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21294 Hey Kenzie j, I think you’re really beautiful and hot, I would love to be with you! Thinking of you always. From your secret admirer! Xoxo Submitted: October 5, 2025 1:00:37 AM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21293 To April of Mary White Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can not afford, 'ford ford For, my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca ca ca canna canna Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword! Once I hit the floor boards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freaking diamonds If you don't you're lying But that would be fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword, sword 'Cause I am the lord, lord Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah! HA HA HA HA HA! - your secret admiruscus Submitted: September 29, 2025 4:35:15 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21292 To the hottie pottie that seems to always be working on something on your computer at the airport on tuesdays, some of the thought i’ve had about you drive me wild Submitted: September 30, 2025 2:05:47 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21291 Ryan M my beautiful man I love when you play with both hands I cream when you score a try Wanna know if you’d try a guy If it’s not in your plans at least touch my hams and tear me like college 1-ply Submitted: September 26, 2025 10:40:57 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21290 The first night we met, I was captivated by your eyes. Even through the blur of being a little tipsy, as the haze lifted, my wanting for you only grew stronger. There was such care in the way you held me, as if my heart, once so bruised, was something precious. You wiped away my tears and, for the first time in so long, I felt safe and loved. Yet time pulled us apart. My heart, once carefully mended, has shattered again, not in a single crack, but in a hundred quiet fractures that I feel with every thought of you. And still, I cannot forget you. Perhaps it’s foolish, perhaps we are meant to belong to others, but the truth is, you remain with me. Like a song I cannot stop humming, you linger, quietly, endlessly. Always, wishing it were different. P.S. Stay in my head too long, and I’m charging rent. Submitted: September 24, 2025 2:16:55 AM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21289 To the brunette girl who works at the cafe… I hope you’re single. Let’s brew up some romance - your latte lover Submitted: September 23, 2025 7:53:24 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21288 Give me ur best exam tips x Submitted: September 23, 2025 7:29:03 PM AEST