UNE Love Letters

#UNELoveLetter21293 To April of Mary White Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can not afford, 'ford ford For, my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca ca ca canna canna Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword! Once I hit the floor boards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freaking diamonds If you don't you're lying But that would be fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword, sword 'Cause I am the lord, lord Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah! HA HA HA HA HA! - your secret admiruscus Submitted: September 29, 2025 4:35:15 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21292 To the hottie pottie that seems to always be working on something on your computer at the airport on tuesdays, some of the thought i’ve had about you drive me wild Submitted: September 30, 2025 2:05:47 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21291 Ryan M my beautiful man I love when you play with both hands I cream when you score a try Wanna know if you’d try a guy If it’s not in your plans at least touch my hams and tear me like college 1-ply Submitted: September 26, 2025 10:40:57 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21290 The first night we met, I was captivated by your eyes. Even through the blur of being a little tipsy, as the haze lifted, my wanting for you only grew stronger. There was such care in the way you held me, as if my heart, once so bruised, was something precious. You wiped away my tears and, for the first time in so long, I felt safe and loved. Yet time pulled us apart. My heart, once carefully mended, has shattered again, not in a single crack, but in a hundred quiet fractures that I feel with every thought of you. And still, I cannot forget you. Perhaps it’s foolish, perhaps we are meant to belong to others, but the truth is, you remain with me. Like a song I cannot stop humming, you linger, quietly, endlessly. Always, wishing it were different. P.S. Stay in my head too long, and I’m charging rent. Submitted: September 24, 2025 2:16:55 AM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21289 To the brunette girl who works at the cafe… I hope you’re single. Let’s brew up some romance - your latte lover Submitted: September 23, 2025 7:53:24 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21288 Give me ur best exam tips x Submitted: September 23, 2025 7:29:03 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21287 Hey Pink-Haired Duval Guy, You’re basically like a rare Minecraft skin, unique, impossible to miss, and kinda legendary. Between the pink hair and your game obsession, you’ve definitely mined your way into my attention. Let’s just say, if life were survival mode, I’d definitely want you on my team. – Your secret player two Submitted: September 22, 2025 11:31:22 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21286 Hey Lukey B, Genetics is all about seeing how traits get passed down, but I think I’d rather see firsthand how your genetics works. You’ve definitely made practicals the best part of my week, and I can’t help but wonder what experiments we could run outside the lab. Submitted: September 22, 2025 10:17:41 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21285 To a certain dsrl at Mary white I always thought you were cute and used to have a crush on you but I moved on Even after moving on I never forgot about you and you still run though my head every so often Wish we got more time together Submitted: September 22, 2025 10:15:50 PM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21284 I really wish I got to have some alone time with a certain pink haired bloke at Duval Unluckily for me I never I got a chance and never will hope you have a good time next year Submitted: September 22, 2025 10:14:29 PM AEST