Murfess - rebooted

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1808 Please bring back the elliptical machines in the gym 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1807 dear admin can u stop falling off the face of the earth pls this is disappointing admin: it's been literally 4 days, pls chill

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1806 Why do the lights not work in fountain court anymore :(((

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1805 DP just came up to me in the library and handed me a note that said ‘show me ur feet ❤️’

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1804 Petition to replace the statue of a cow in the gardens with a REAL heffer. Picture this... it's Sunday night, you're all out of milk, and all the shops are shut. But, you're thirsting for a cuppa. Fret not! You can head straight on over to the Medwards Cow. Squeeze a teet and you'll have fresh creamy goodness straight from cow to cup.

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1803 Kind of an unsafe way to put the mattress out no?

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1802 Literally every time I go into the library I struggle to find a seat yet there’s so many desks where people have left their stuff and have disappeared for 1 hour +. I will just move your stuff if you’re going to use it to hog a seat that you’re not using for hours.

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1801 this is a formal request for some vegan crumble on apple day 🙏

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1800 petition for more collegecest i need more drama in my life

#MurrayFesswardsrebooted1799 living in orchard court is hell why can’t you people use a fucking toilet and FLUSH YOUR TISSUE correctly. second occurrence this term btw.