Emfess2.0

#Emfession217 #Emfession204 i did not need to know about catching print just as you don't need to know about soaking

#Emfession216 There is only one true rizzler and we all know who

#Emfession215 none of these “top rizzlers” can even hold a conversation what has happened to this college

#Emfession214 Could the long-haired guy with stinky poo please report to one of the second year historians? This is the type of talent we need for Emma scatsoc 😉

#Emfession213 To that long haired guy in lib please stop dropping your nuclear shits on my floor. Stay on your own floor and keep the quarantine zone small

#Emfession212 Why are the first year econ students always performatively studying and trolling on LinkedIn?

#Emfession211 I hate nothing more than the ducklings

#Emfession210 I swear no one at Emma is into scat like I am, Lent was so isolating, no one except the second year historians play with their own poop like me

#Emfession209 JL as top rizzler that's when you know the world's gone mad

#Emfession208 To the guy who left shit on the Hostel J ground floor toilet seat, who has also been leaving pubes all over said toilet seat and routinely not flushing - I know exactly who you are. Don't let me find the bathroom in that state again.