Girthfessions

#Girthfessions1151 #Girthfessions1151 Yes, yes it is.

#Girthfessions1150 It's been 2 years... Time for the true tale of orgygate. Once upon a time their was a gaggle of drunk freshers - a wildly incestuous group to begin with. They ventured to deep shlub on a random weeknight of michelmas, drank copious amounts and were snuggled into a booth. Two who were dating started kissing, then the girl, a self proclaimed straight, then started kissing another girl. Eventually - furthering the bit, they all started making out. In sort of an odd pile of limbs and groping. Much to the horror and amusement of the rest of the girton populace - this continued for some time. I believe they were then portered for unruly behavior and indecency. Somehow how both more innocent and yet more embarrassing than the following tales.

#Girthfessions1149 Heard about SB’s tour antics, really showing how he earned the name America 🇺🇸

#Girthfessions1148 Great shark migration to budapest

#Girthfessions1147 I have heard some wild things about MW wow...

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#Girthfessions1145 #Girthfessions1141 Me when I wear the silent disco headphones of misery and despair

#Girthfessions1144 god is complaining all that you people do ? do you get off on complaining anonymously ? is this some negative circle jerk ? the bop was as well organised as they could do with that budget and timeline and links AS STUDENTS, if you are too miserable to enjoy yourself at a bop maybe re-evaluate which social events you attend x as for the face painting/tarot/cameras if you had asked literally anyone you would have found them, you got into cambridge, surely you know how to ask questions !! x

#Girthfessions1143 Well I think the bop was great…… there’s no such thing as a bad night out when you are pissed asf - stop complaining and START DRINKING!!!

#Girthfessions1142 In response to #Girthfessions1141 Have a day off lad. Everyone wanted a white girl bangers bop, with a jokes silent disco, in black tie. Not one person or their nan wanted a techno, chainmail event.