Susfess

to the first years at the end of T floor / R floor - please stop dragging furniture along the floor at night and banging doors 😑

The porcs symbol looks like an aborted fetus

Can LH please take a shower. Keep having to holdy breath everytime I walk past him in the library

D da D uncancelled low key ig

convinced my floormates like eating charcoal atp bc why are the toaster dials on 7 every time i go to use it??? istg any number over 4/5 is purely for decorative purposes. no wonder it smells like post-mustafar anakin every morning

Avoid MR’s barber!!!

crushbridge to the new JCR VP

D da D is cancelled

can the masters couple in Slib stop nuzzling each other every 5 minutes it’s making everyone suicidal… i’m acc going to speak to danni elliott bc my welfare is at stake xx

nah stop bringing guests into the library you can go five mins without your partner i beg