Bridge of Highs

When will John's secede from the Cam SU. Jexit means Jexit.

Oh Satchell! My Satchell! our fearful trip is done, The streak has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won, The port (St John’s Finest) is near, the cheers I hear, the Poulets all exulting, While wings flap the steady chop, the vessel grim and daring; But O poke! poke! poke! O the ripping boys of red, Where on the floor LB lies, Fallen cold and dead. Thanks to BC and CG. Big footsteps are hard to follow.

Am I the only person who's noticed that on average the poulets are significantly better looking than the redboys?

Imagine being a virgin in 2026

Heard BS say that one of the Blues had a juicy ass. It was a men’s player…

John’s hella horny rn

*Meet at Cripps C at 0000 hours tonight to join me in the barefoot trek across the Cripps mudflat*

Unless you’re hot get the fuck out of jbar

Petition to change last ent to Saturday before term ends

It’s really that time of year where freshers have learned what doc means so now every bridge of highs post is doc this doc that