Bridge of Highs

Downfall of College: Friday fish and chips switching from battered cod to hake

Johnian freshers as football teams: XW- Fulham OK- QPR WC- Spurs AG- Bournemouth BJ- Southend United DA- do the Poulets count I play for them? JE- Chelsea SJ- MK Dons LB- Leeds JG- Villa

LB is single again. Definitely.

Heard TN is still waiting for it to get funnay

NS and SS two man at karaoke we love to see it

Overheard in Cafe - “It was Adam + Eve, not Adam + Eve + Condom”

John’s freshers as alumni AG - CG LB - HLW AW - LC FD - SB JE - WH WC - AC OK - MZ XW - JM SJ - JP FD - EL OR - AP DA - MP RL - CT MA - DJC

Why are the freshers so boring? None of them have given each other scabies yet.

does anyone else get the feeling 2026 is the year of KH

I really ship LB and AF