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JFess
#JFess4745
First year lawyers as second and third year lawyers
AS - II - AQ
GM - NC - AP
BL - IL - RL
KI - DT - AA
JT - LY - HJ
ST - IT - ER
BL - JC - FA
CL - LS - FA
AD - TP - MR
Published at: November 21, 2025 1:35:53 PM
JFess
#JFess4744
Some of the jird jears genuinely scare me I don't think I'll ever understand what goes on in their heads...
Published at: November 21, 2025 1:35:52 PM
JFess
#JFess4743
Fourth years as 2 letter initialisms:
BS -> AC
Published at: November 21, 2025 1:35:44 PM
JFess
#JFess4742
Jecond Jears as places one might sleep
CD - floor
FJ - chapel
SN - jibrary
JE - standing up
SC - yurt
SR - any college other than this one
DH - lecture
TPS - UL
OM - four-poster
RW - ikea
ZS - Mary Laven’s office
EBM - sleeping bag
FJ - chapel
KN - in own sick
TR - hammock
SV - park bench
ES - waterbed
BS - Amalfi Coast
LB - 4, chapel 9
YC - at the wheel
JA - n/a [doesnt sleep]
BLAQ - the cubiculum
CT - double decker couch
Published at: November 21, 2025 1:35:42 PM
JFess
#JFess4741
Jecond jears as jird jears posts as jecond years as jird years posts
Jecond jears as jird jears -> jecond jear engineers as jird jear malcolm street residents
Jecond jear cricket players as jird jear jcsu members -> jecond jear club nights as jird jear jibrary outside door unlocked
Jecond jear amalfi coasts as jird jear mcbs -> the batter snatcher
Published at: November 21, 2025 1:35:34 PM
JFess
#JFess4740
Can someone release the table of faces for for first, second and third year, I just must be in the know about these jfesses
Published at: November 21, 2025 1:35:32 PM
JFess
#JFess4739
nah why are freshers putting their dicks in vacuum cleaners 😭😭
Published at: November 20, 2025 6:12:48 PM
JFess
#JFess4738
1st year medvets as 2nd year medvets
BB: JDA
AJ: TO
KK: YC
JW: AB
TD: AJ
JF: AMB
TH: HM
AH: CY
IR: SKH
FP: AM
RJ: AP
LM: MV
AH: AT
Published at: November 20, 2025 6:12:43 PM
JFess
#JFess4737
JFess admin is way too locked-in. The degree is temporary-JFess is forever. Sort your priorities mate.
Published at: November 20, 2025 6:12:38 PM
JFess
#JFess4736
Love how the fire alarms for Malcolm street get tested soon as the temperature goes negative
Published at: November 20, 2025 6:12:34 PM