Bridge of Highs

Johnians as Cambridge Colleges ADRDB - St John's JP - St John's JKD - St John's HP - St John's LM - St John's DVB - St John's AG - St John's LB - St John's

The new buttery portion guidelines epitomise the death of college

Heard DVB holds the world record for time spent playing with yourself

jcr candidates looking very ronnable

Someone tell JP you can't goon in the library

Charity hockey match posters are all good until I’m squeezing out a fat constipated shit with a photo of ML staring at me

Heard so many misogynistic comments from the freshers boys in college, by the way, we hear them and we do think worse of you. It’s disappointing, and frankly boring. Get it together.

Johnians as TV Characters: JP- Ron Weasley JKD- Cassie NR- Prince Charming AG- Guinevere Beck WC- Jar Jar Binks LM- Romy Mathis LW- Hermione Granger ADRDB- McLovin AF- BoJack Horseman LP- Gretchen Wieners LW- Ennis Del Mar AC- Damian Leigh NS- Travis Bickle LK- Chidi Anagonye AA- Joe Goldberg JW- Ted TOW- Jack Twist SB- Quinn Fabray LM- Viktor Krum LR- Regina George AW- Rachel Berry HP- Gary the snail FD- Andy Stitzer JM- Gargamel

Can we run it back to: Johnscest ID doing ADRDB’s laundry (Now) Second years having “platonic” sleepovers every night LN and TN shagging Greek night at the buttery (Now) Third years incest Freshers being good chat Third years sharking 17yos Johns not being a construction site DVB and LP getting with LM on Bridgemas Ent form (iykyk)

Brown sky at night, JW’s delight. Brown sky in the morning, JW’s warning.