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#Girthfessions1573 Heard OON is coming back as a porter for freshers accom
Published at: October 9, 2026 7:27:04 PM
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#Girthfessions1572 KE said to 4 first years that it’s ok to schlark (shark in schlub) them
Published at: October 9, 2026 7:27:01 PM
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#Girthfessions1571 Forcing freshers to write love letters to you is a bit poor I can’t lie
Published at: October 5, 2026 3:23:06 PM
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#Girthfessions1570 Well established that LDM & his pals were shark. Now the question is, when are their alleged freak offs due - no diddy.
Published at: October 2, 2026 4:55:40 PM
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#Girthfessions1569 Proposition to alter Alc Soc -> Hillbilly Hater Crew. Better yet, Shark Scouts.
Published at: October 2, 2026 4:55:16 PM
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#Girthfessions1568 LP vs ZN ‘fresher room numbers’ LP 24 ZN 27
Published at: October 2, 2026 4:55:06 PM
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#Girthfessions1567 You could not even haze me to put one shilling of a thought on this page.
Published at: September 30, 2026 9:29:32 PM
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#Girthfessions1566 FBP firing back in for freshers week
Published at: September 30, 2026 9:29:29 PM
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#Girthfessions1565 LP: ‘The idea of taking a fresher to their room is better than actually doing it.’
Published at: September 30, 2026 3:40:57 PM
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#Girthfessions1564 It takes being not a second year to realise how unfunny sharking jokes are. Not in a woke way. In an oh my god these jokes are so tired way
Published at: September 28, 2026 11:45:44 PM
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