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其實我想講貴校有啲老師或高層好中意定埋曬啲好冇道理嘅「規矩」囉⋯自從cheapman嚟咗之後校規一年比一年多,包括但不限於:捉儀容(還ok)、捉係校外穿住校服癲嗰啲(尚可理解)、捉唸經嗰陣檯面上面有野(開始發作,本人認為最獵奇嘅一個「規矩」)。
而話說考試嗰排,條走廊超多老師同主任係到巡(大家作為學生都知,呢段時間梗系攞黎臨急抱佛腳㗎啦),咁咗為某啲「能力冇咁突出」嘅老師或高層,佢哋就心諗「點算啊?呢個月嘅「KPI」(鞋匠程度)仲未達標喎?」,於是啲「奇怪嘅生物」為咗彰顯佢哋嘅威嚴,就上演咗「祈禱嗰陣唔好將你啲廁紙放上張檯到!」呢啲有趣橋段。
咁唔知邊次祈禱啦,記憶中好似係為X而祈禱,有條友唔知係屎忽痕定係點啦,一直係到拖時間,咁啲學生咪坐唔住緊張,就攞咗溫習啲野出黎囉,好死唔死,比出面啲爹哋媽咪見到,咁後果大家都知咩料啦(被強制拉入支線任務「愛的教育」,咁做完呢個任務呢就唔小心驚動咗某尊大人物。第二日就都係類似嘅事情發生喇,出面嗰尊野就肯定紅溫啦,於是發生咗以下呢出戲:
⋯你係呢所學校其中之一嘅靚仔,今日嘅任務係上演『權威如我,底下螻蟻竟敢對我不敬?』⋯
⋯廣播:「請將檯面上嘅物品收好」⋯
螻蟻們:「溫多一陣先,唔好死得咁慘」
你:「呢班人咁唔聽話,竟然無視我親愛嘅廣播☹️?!我睇下呢班人幾時先發現我喺度!」
螻蟻們: 「死腦快啲記啊🖐🏻😭(完全無視咗外面嘅你)』
你:「奇怪啦,我係到企咗廿秒,點解冇人理我嘅😠?」
螻蟻們:「📝😭🫠😵😮💨🫲🏻🫱🏻🤚🏻🖐🏻😱😨😰」
你:「老虎唔發威,你當我係病貓😡?豈有此理🤬!我!😡😡😡 發!修!散!打!✋🏻😡」
⋯砰!砰!砰!⋯
螻蟻們:「窩去豪恐怖,快收埋啲野😱😱😱」
*以上故事純屬虛構,如有巧合,純屬雷同🌚
邊個明我嗰陣聽到呢件事嘅獵奇感?
除此之外仲有好多,譬如捉遲入室啊等等流芳百世嘅獵奇規矩!
欲想知道後續嘅美事,請聽下回分解
如果反響好嘅話我盡快出續集🫰🏻
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