Please note:
- Nothing horrible, harsh, or mean-spirited. If it's ironic, please do it nicely.
- No fellow peers' names, if you want to specify someone, use the first letter of their first name, and/or their house, for example. Teachers' names are also not allowed (use Mr X or Ms Y for example), and OWs may be suffixed with "(OW)", however otherwise they follow the same rules as pupils.
- Anything just plain vulgar and not cute nor clever (see previous posts for a good idea of the leeway) is unlikely to be posted.
- Some people really don't like the word "yat". Please respect those who find it, and other words, misogynistic. In general, this whole thing is meant to be positive <3
- Don't use the word peak anymore. Please.

Also, this is not a place to try out your pick-up lines, please make it at least somewhat aimed at someone

*ALSO*: I can't believe I have to say this but we will *NOT* post contact details/numbers, this isn't for that, go on tinder if that's what you want...

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