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#Petfess4815 #Petfess4785 We all know one of those things can’t be true if Michael J is involved…

#Petfess4814 Freshers as 2nd years Mini JMS = JMS

#Petfess4813 Freshers as famous people AM - Jeffrey Dahmer AHu - Phillip Schofield AHa - Lizzo BR - Saddam Hussein BTP - Butthead CTN - Ho Chi Minh CC - Hugh Jackman DV - Rasputin DA - Jackie Chan DP - Gandhi EN - Goku FM - Miss Trunchbull GBo - Nick Eh 30 GBr - Steve Aoki GO - Johnny Sins HA - Beavis HT - James Charles HW - Kim Jong Un IK - Shrek JR - Barron Trump JH - Rishi Sunak JMs - Boris Johnson JS - No. 067 Squid Game LP - Aung San Suu Kyi MKa - EDP445 ME - Prince Andrew MJ - James Cleverly MS - Kim Kardashian NM - Pete Davidson PC - James Corden RC - Mark Henry RA - Rebecca Black RZ - Johnny Depp SHa - Keanu Reaves SV - Beetlejuice TBS - Andrew Tate YE - Kanye West TAZ - Tekashi 6ix9ine BMi - Jimmy Saville JR - P Diddy

#Petfess4812 All I want for Christmas is JH

#Petfess4811 MK, you do this thing where you kind of scrunch up your face and look down the length of your nose, and I just want you to know I find it incredibly cute.

#Petfess4810 Petreans when they see chad alpha daddy CEO ‘Reply All’ 🥀

#Petfess4809 I’m baffled how people still don’t realise they’re sending emails to the whole JCR mailing list and then try to recall them 😂 thought Cambridge students would catch on sooner

#Petfess4808 Freshers as Peterhouse hall food Lasagne FD Roast LK Fried Chicken JP Casserole PW Fishcake AH Sausage roll JDV Fruit Salad PM Cottage pie PC Quiche AC Ravioli PS Chicken Kyiv OM Souvlaki ET Meatballs EV Chiken and mushroom pie TP Harissa lamb with hummus ER

#Petfess4807 Freshers as second years…. When’s it gonna happen guys

#Petfess4806 Is it true that LK has wet dreams about PS?!