UNE Love Letters

#UNELoveLetter21302 So I lost a valued photocard that was in a Pinkie Pie holder somewhere around the UNE colleges ;( if you found it could you please reply to this post so I can reclaim my beloved 2hollis photo <3 Submitted: January 1, 2026 2:11:16 AM AEDT

#UNELoveLetter21301 To my darling Brianna back home. "I wonder by my troth, what thou and I Did, till we loved? Were we not wean’d till then? But suck’d on country pleasures, childishly? Or snorted we in the Seven Sleepers’ den? ’Twas so; but this, all pleasures fancies be; If ever any beauty I did see, Which I desired, and got, ’twas but a dream of thee. And now good-morrow to our waking souls, Which watch not one another out of fear; For love all love of other sights controls, And makes one little room an everywhere. Let sea-discoverers to new worlds have gone; Let maps to other, worlds on worlds have shown; Let us possess one world; each hath one, and is one. My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears, And true plain hearts do in the faces rest; Where can we find two better hemispheres Without sharp north, without declining west? Whatever dies, was not mix’d equally; If our two loves be one, or thou and I Love so alike that none can slacken, none can die." ~ John Donne, 1572–1631, 'The Good-Morrow' Submitted: November 12, 2025 6:17:23 PM AEDT

#UNELoveLetter21300 To the people still playing Pokemon go..... Up the blue team! Submitted: November 17, 2025 9:31:43 PM AEDT

#UNELoveLetter21299 To the red-haired girl living at Wright Village. I've seen you walking around on college and playing basketball with your friends at SportUNE. You seem cool. Like somebody to watch a movie or play pool with. Submitted: November 12, 2025 6:12:50 PM AEDT

#UNELoveLetter21298 Eunice in 3rd year med, I want you so bad. You're a real baddie. Please let me taste you Submitted: November 10, 2025 12:20:16 AM AEDT

#UNELoveLetter21297 To Mary White guy in block 6 with staff only on his door Where do I hand in my resume? Submitted: October 12, 2025 3:56:02 PM AEDT

#UNELoveLetter21296 My dearest April, I see you, day after day, hunched over your computer Making kingdoms from the most simple cubes, The places you create I know I want to explore. I wanna build with you, I wanna know you more, But there is a flaw. I am always playing Roblox, You are always playing Minecraft. How will we ever get this together? Playing different game franchises, the other one despises. I was always playing Roblox, You were always playing Minecraft. Wish I could join you but I'm scared of the nether, Maybe you could hold my hand through it all? April, please, ignore that other guy, we are destined to be together. Our love, star-crossed, kept apart by our blockish games. With much love, your roblox romantic Submitted: October 5, 2025 1:25:13 AM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21295 To Kelsey, I have fallen in love with you just looking at a photo of you, I looked into your eyes and saw my future. Submitted: October 5, 2025 1:04:33 AM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21294 Hey Kenzie j, I think you’re really beautiful and hot, I would love to be with you! Thinking of you always. From your secret admirer! Xoxo Submitted: October 5, 2025 1:00:37 AM AEST

#UNELoveLetter21293 To April of Mary White Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can not afford, 'ford ford For, my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca ca ca canna canna Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword! Once I hit the floor boards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freaking diamonds If you don't you're lying But that would be fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword, sword 'Cause I am the lord, lord Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah! HA HA HA HA HA! - your secret admiruscus Submitted: September 29, 2025 4:35:15 PM AEST